from "The Yogi Book" by Yogi Berra
Here are some of my favorite quotes from the book, which is subtitled "I really didn't say everything I said!"
You'll find plenty more when you buy it along with lots of comments by Yogi.


"Nobody goes there anymore.
It's too crowded."
..while talking to Stan Musial and Joe Garagiola
about Ruggeri's restaurant in St. Louis.
"We were overwhelming underdogs."
..reminiscing with Nolan Ryan about the 1969 Mets

"90% of the game is half mental"

"We made too many wrong mistakes"

"If people don't want to come to the ball park,
how are you going to stop them?"
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it"

From National Public Radio's "Car Talk" show
This is a great show which features two brothers who give callers advice about car problems.
At the end of the show they always read the credits.
Some are real people, others are not. I've listed a few of my favorites below. (read them out loud if you need to)
I think they're darn funny. Check out more info at  the Car Talk site.


Air Quality Monitor
Airline Reservation Manager
Appeals Specialist
Air Traffic Controller
Appointment Secretary
Carmine Dioxide
Will Price Randomly
Bud Uronner
Ulanda U. Lucky
Stu Earley
Art Critic
Assertiveness Training
Assistant Fleet Mgr.
Audience Estimator
Auto-Body Expert
Phillis Steen
Hugo Gurll
Lisa Carr
Adam Illion
James Bondo
Bail Bond Provider
Behavior Consustant
Blues Coordinator
Boston Funeral Director
Bunji Jumping Instructor
Freida Gogh
Wyatt B. Hoovesia
Mahamadan Ptolemy
Hadley Newham
Hugo First
Ice Rink Manager
Car Talk Opera Critic
Chairman, Oral History Dept.
Underemployment Study Group
Chief Justice
Sam Boney
Barbara Seville
Ira Caull
Art Majors
Harry Mental (aka Judge Mental)
Chief Legal Counsel
 
 
 
Chief of Stadium Seating
Child Transportation Specialist
Commencement Speaker
Hugh Louis Dewey of
  Dewey, Cheetham & Howe
Wayne Back
Minnie Van Driver
Gladys Overwith
Conservative Political Commentator
Coordinator, 12-Step Recovery Pgm.
Credit Counselor
Criminal Justice Expert
Customer Car Care Rep.
Eileen Tudor-Wright
Cody Pendant
Max Stout
Lauren Order
Haywood Jabuzoff

I've got more. If you want them, let me know.

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